Chipya, Number Two Ewok
Me Chipya, me number two ewok onboard big star cruiser called
Liberty. Me very special ewok, if number one ewok, George, is not
around, me in charge of all ewoks onboard big star cruiser. My day
very busy, have to protect other ewoks from the bad people who not
like ewoks and trying to get rid of us. Most trouble come from one
pilot, he is on star cruiser too, he called Hellcat. He cause much
trouble for us, come in our area, try to mess up our parties, but
many times we ready for him. Set good traps so that he learn not
to mess with ewoks. We do nothing to him to make him come after
us, but he keeps trying to mess up our nice parties. He got after
our drums and loud instruments most time, but we have many of those.
Though most time he very clumsy, and easy to trap or chase away,
sometime he get good idea and cause much trouble for us. One time
he almost beat all of us and disrupted entire party day.
All start on typical party day. We celebrate light, so when light
turn on in ewok area, party begins. We take out big drums, and horns,
and bang and blow on instruments. Big drums very big, made from
tree trunks from home planet. Trees very big there, reach high up
into sky, maybe touch mists sometime. Ewoks live in trees, make
very good sleeping places and safe. Star cruiser even higher than
trees, think must be very safe. Try make as much sound as can, light
is everywhere so must make sound go everywhere to celebrate the
light. Many complain about sound, must mean we not playing loud
enough. While drum and horn ewoks play music, the rest sing, louder
than instruments. After sing, we go sleep for short time to ready
for next song. This when Hellcat strike.
Me wake up from middle of sleep to see big human walking near
some ewoks. Me recognize as Hellcat, so me sound the warning, pull
red handle on wall that makes rain fall. All ewoks wake up, but
too late, Hellcat already running away and over half ewoks covered
in sticky stuff. Try bite through stuff, but ewoks say stuff taste
bad and no break. So, I lead other half of ewoks to chase after
Hellcat. Give big attack cry: 'Ariiiiiii haaaa!!!' Charge out of
ewok area after invader.
We ran after the invader with full force, charging through the
ship, yelling and shouting out our ewok war cries. With spears,
we run over all people who be in way. Heads turn and fixerpeople
jump out of way to avoid ewok force. In number, we unstoppable.
Hellcat, the pilot, have no chance for escape. When we catch we
plan to hang him by feet so head facing down. Then sing many victory
songs while dancing around catch.
But ran into problem before catch Hellcat. Right before we catch
him, he stop and turn around. He give funny little grin and push
button on datapad he carry. He say, 'Now I have you.'
Before we know what happen, big net fall on most of us. Then electric
shock go through net knocking out all ewoks under net. After, it
only me, number five ewok, Kilpa, number 5,556 ewok, Nilha, and
number 1,978,937 ewok, Yipna. Now would be very hard to catch much
bigger human with only few numbers. But we in luck, Gemini, head
of security and ewok protector was watching over us and dropped
ewok noise blaster down for us. Grabbing noise blaster, we start
sing. The great song of fight cause Hellcat to be knock out from
listening to great song of ewok war.
When all ewoks free and wake up, we get to have even bigger party
of celebration, with main guest, Hellcat, upside-down. Good party,
George be very happy when he get back. Much dancing and singing.
Many complaints too, think maybe we should sing louder.
